Humorist DW Rhodes is the author of numerous books that haven’t yet been written.
He was once kidnapped by aliens, but they threw him back.
If you knew him in real life, as some people do, you would also chalk his behavior up to the implants the aliens left embedded in his skull.
Dave lives in San Francisco with a wife and two cats, in that order. The cats have equal billing.
If you’d rather look at pictures instead of reading words, check out his INSTAGRAM.
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